🐣 I was born
🎂 1 in 1976
🎂 2 in 1977
🎂 3 in 1978
🎂 4 in 1979
🖍️ Kindergarten 🎂 5 in 1980
🇺🇸 Reagan inaugurated
📓 Elementary school 🎂 6 in 1981
🎂 7 in 1982
🎂 8 in 1983
🖥️ First computer
🎂 9 in 1984
🎂 10 in 1985
🎂 11 in 1986
🎂 12 in 1987
🎂 13 in 1988
🇺🇸 GH Bush inaugurated
📚 High school 🎂 14 in 1989
🎫 First concert
🎂 15 in 1990
🎂 16 in 1991
💶 Europe
🎂 17 in 1992
🪪 Drivers license
🇺🇸 Clinton inaugurated
🏫 Left for college
🖨️ Help desk 🎂 18 in 1993
🎂 19 in 1994
🌎 Saw first webpage
🎂 20 in 1995 💔 Lost Dad
🎂 21 in 1996 🌎 Made first webpages
💝 First date with T
🎓 Graduated college 🗽 NY Liberty
🌅 West 🛗 Elevators
📚 Grad school 🎂 22 in 1997
🎂 23 in 1998
🎓 Graduated
🎂 24 in 1999
🛩️ Skydove, engaged
💥 Y2K 🏡 Left home
⚡️ Bolt
🪴 Moved in with T
🎂 25 in 2000
🇺🇸 GW Bush inaugurated
💍 Married T
💔 9/11 🎂 26 in 2001
👩💻 First blog
📸 First digital camera
🎂 27 in 2002
🐝 Freelancing
🕯️ Blackout 🎂 28 in 2003
🎂 29 in 2004
🚁 Helicopter flight
👩✈️ Lifehacker
✈️ Piloted an airplane
☀️ Moved to San Diego
🎂 30 in 2005
🎂 31 in 2006
📚 Published my book
📱 iPhone released
🎂 32 in 2007
🇹🇭 Visited Thailand
👩⚖️ Married legally
🎂 33 in 2008
🚴♂️ First triathlon
🤬 Marriage ban
👩💻 Left Lifehacker
🇺🇸 Obama inaugurated
🎙️ First podcast 📈 Started ThinkUp
🎂 34 in 2009
🐋 Submarine dive
🎂 35 in 2010
💍 Married 10 years
₿ Bitcoin 🇨🇳 Visited China
🎂 36 in 2011
🐣 E born 🎂 37 in 2012
👶 E turned 1 🎂 38 in 2013
🥯 Back to Brooklyn
👶 E turned 2 🎂 39 in 2014
🛠️ Makerbase
🏳️🌈 Marriage legalized
🇺🇸 White House
👶 E turned 3
🎂 40 in 2015
🏢 Started at Postlight
📉 Shut down ThinkUp
👶 E turned 4 🎂 41 in 2016
🇺🇸 Cheeto inaugurated
🏢 Partner at Postlight
👧 E turned 5 🎂 42 in 2017
🤩 Gillian tweet
🪂 Paragliding
👧 E turned 6 🎂 43 in 2018
👧 E turned 7 🎂 44 in 2019
🦠 Covid-19 🦆 North Carolina
👧 E turned 8 🎂 45 in 2020
🥯 Back to Brooklyn
🇺🇸 Biden inaugurated
💍 Married 20 years 👔 Became CEO
👧 E turned 9 🎂 46 in 2021
💸 Sold Postlight
👧 E turned 10 🎂 47 in 2022
👩⚕️ Cancer
🇮🇹 Sicily
👧 E turned 11 🎂 48 in 2023
🧘♀️ Left NTT DATA
👧 E turned 12 🎂 49 in 2024
🏀 Liberty won!
🇺🇸 Cheeto inaugurated 📍 Made this
🎂 50 in 2025
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🎂 84 in 2059 ☠️ Life expectancy
🎂 85 in 2060
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🎂 98 in 2073
🎂 99 in 2074
🎂 100 in 2075 🥰 Hug T&E at the beach
